Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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