i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Just puked most of my soul out..
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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