This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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