so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
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We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
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Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
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Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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