His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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