How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
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I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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