How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
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Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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