you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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