No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
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He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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