I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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