Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
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When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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