I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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