Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
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I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
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I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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