i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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