I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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