she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
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She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
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I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
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