Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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