These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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