Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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