so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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