No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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