how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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