Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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