We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
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i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
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My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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