Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
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Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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