As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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