He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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