i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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