Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
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Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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