Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
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With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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