I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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