like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
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