I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
The cops high fived after they tackled you
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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