This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
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I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
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I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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