he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i may or may not be watching the land before time
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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