that's an acceptable place to lick
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
A bitchslap is in order.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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