I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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