is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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