i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
should my penis look like a turkey
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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