Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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