In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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