Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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