google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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