You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
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he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
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I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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