Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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