My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
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did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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