i don't like sucking hair
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
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