how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
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I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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