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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.

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• (559): View more from California

  His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.

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• (646): View more from New York

  His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Uhmm, it's called hentai.

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  I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER

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