Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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