I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
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If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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