But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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