My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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