Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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