omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
she smelled like a LAN party
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
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I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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