I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Randomize